DS and I were having a pirates vs ninja battle on the server, and decided this is the only way to settle it. So, Pirates, or Ninjas??

haha pirates suck dude, ninja's pwn all I am dressing up as one tomorrow at school too for halloween hahaha.

pirates rule, period.

Ninja, naturally

WOOHOO!!!! NINJAS FRIGG'N RULE!!! If I was president, I'd crush all the pirates in the world!

-DS

how did i know this would be from DS. But as we all know that pirates beat ninjas but wookies beat beat pirates.

You would think that.

Pirates - Talk cool, have birds, have ships, can beat the crap out of you

Ninjas- dont have ships, dont have birds, dont talk cool, and can only beat you up by attacking you in your sleep.


Pirates are just plain better.


Ky

pffft! they have straight swords unlike your pirate curved sowrod curves are for girls! andways they can beat pirates anyday! (P.S. Thats why they have a ninja smilie and not a pirate one )

*Notes the ninja smilie looks terrified because a pirate is about to beat the crap out of him*


Ky

Can pirates fly around? No

Can pirates turn invisible? No

Can pirates stick to walls, use smoke screens, AND wail on a guitar at the same time? No

No further statements...

-DS

Can ninjas fly around? No

Can ninjas turn invisible? No

Can ninjas stick to walls, use smoke screens, AND wail on a guitar at the same time? No

No further statements...


Ky

http://www.entertheninja.com/ninja_fun/col...hardfacts.shtml

there that should show you just how cool intellegent and powerful ninja's are!

that last website was an act of sheer desperation.

pirates win because God is a pirate. (maddox=God)

you cant argue that, you cant win, therefore you lose. thank you.

and DS, Ky owned you!

http://www.realultimatepower.net/

See for yourself how badass ninjas are.

-DS

... and with September 19th nearing, who would wanna pass up this site?

http://www.talklikeapirate.com/piratehome.html

JB

Not me, that's for sure.

i'm gonna go with pirates and here is why.....



yup thats me

That's *quite* a medicine cabinet you've got there ...

JB

Isn't that "swag"?

Someone's not talking like a pirate. (Must be a ninja.)
Sounds like a theme party in the making....

Arrrrrrrrrr.......you'd best be watching yer tongue lad....that be me place of work!!!.....not me medicine cabinet!!

That's more like it.

...I can only guess the conversations go like this:



CUSTOMER: ... Um... Sir?

DOA: AVAST!

CUSTOMER: .... Um...

DOA: AVAST I say, ye lubber? What needs ye?

CUSTOMER: ... Um... can I get an aspirin?

DOA: ARRR! Matey, Aspirin's all washed down the scuppers!

CUSTOMER: ... But isn't this a Pharmacy?

DOA: Nay! This is the pirate-ship Rexall!

CUSTOMER: Um.... perhaps there is someone else I could talk to?

DOA: [Coughs. head twitches... suddenly looks silly]

Ahem... Sorry, sir. Aisle seven, on your right.

[slinks away to filing cabinet, puts his cardboard sword away]